Tuesday, May 27, 2014

my 1st IUI experience

Assalamualaikum.

one word for IUI - SEKSA!

yes seriously
but not the procedure
procedure IUI is simple and fast

but the waiting is hurt
y?
because im too stupid
hahahaha

okay.mcm ni....
iya suppose to be at LPPKN at 730am on 23 mei 2014
nurse pesan kena full bladder 2hours b4 the procedure
since ini 1st time
iya xsangka laaa kena wait punyelaaaa lama
haha

so pagi2 solat subuh of coz laaa dah shishi kannnn
iya pon bawak laa bekal air kosong 1 bekas besar tupperware tu
dengan niat nk full kan smula laaaa bladder ni kan

kemaruk!

sampai LPPKN around 740 mcm tu
sampai je daftar
husband kena g kluarkan sperm

while wait for him
iya drink and drink and drink
feel like vomit sbb tlebih air dah

and guess what?
iya abiskan the wholeeeeee bottle okay!!!

then husband dah settle
wait lagi
iya rasa ada sejam kot

dalam masa sejam tu laaa yg seksa
iya xtahan sgt nk shishi
tkepit kepit
mcm org xbetul dah
hahaha

ada 2 other couples pon wait pastu utk iui
tp tgk depa relax jeeee
husband iya dh bising sbb pulun sgt minum air
huuuuuuu

so thats it
no more waiting
i need to go to the toilet
shishi sket
xabiskan pon tauuuu
hahaha.gilo!

then wait lagi
x gak kena panggil
and again xtahan lagi
gi shishi sikitttt lagi
ponnnn xabiskan gakkk
hahaha.sengal betul laaa :))

then...baru laa nama iya kena panggil
with another chinese girl
mine on 1st bed..she 2nd
so suppose iya kena wat IUI dlu

tgh duk baring2 wait doctor
lame yeeeeeeeeee iya rasa menunggu ni
and again...iya xleh tahan dah
ckp nurse nk g toilet gak
haha

pas shishi je
tgk2 doc Hamizah dh ada
sengal iya ni

so dia wat org lain dlu
huhuhuhu

tunggu laaa lagi
padan muka! -_-"

but its okay
sementara tu dgr laaa org tu kena wat
mcm sakit je
suspend

then my turn....
Alhamdulillah it turn out quite ok
iya rasa sakit sikit je
but doctor ckp bdarah sikit sbb laluan iya x lurus
huhu
doctor masukkan 20juta sperm katanye

hope at least 1 of it berjaya.inshaaAllah

after IUI iya kena baring for another 20mins
Ya Allah.terseksa yeeee
sbb xtahannnnnnnnnnnn sgt nk shishi lagi
huuu

then nurse panggil
explain iui dh settle
mc dpt
then tros iya ask dh leh shishi ke
dia gelak tros kata leh
hohoho

apelagi...abiskan tangki semua nyaaa
lega
keluar baru leh senyum
nurse gelak je kat iya

fuwhhhhhhh

:)

15 comments:

  1. Tengah baca ni pun terasa rasa nak shishi jugak..hehe..takpe iya, first experience katakan..Semoga berjaya IUI Iya dan dikurniakan zuriat yang soleh dan solehah..Ameen..

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    1. hahaha.lagi lawak nuriz ni..bace pon nk shishi...inshaaAllah,iya cube dlu.jika diizinkan Allah ada rezeki kami.semoga rezeki nuriz xlame lagi juga.ameen :)

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  2. hahaha,,tergelak baca..faham sgt perasaan menahan shishi tu...kikiki..insyallah ada good news soon =)

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    1. kannnn?sakit tauuu pas dh settle shishi sume2.sbb dia jadi keluar sikit2.hohoho.inshaaAllah inshaaAllah :)

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  3. wah..iya! best of luck for 2ww k! hope for the best of u!

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    1. hehe.inshaaAllah asma' :) tqqqqqqq

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  4. All the best dear... 2ww lagi seksa kot... Semoga Allah permudahkan urusan iya. Semoga cycle ini berjaya :)

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    1. tqqqqqqq mira.inshaaAllah :) tulaa risau xtentu hala gak 2ww niii.

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  5. Semoga Allah permudahkan urusan iya... Semoga cycle ini berjaya... take care tau!

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  6. Alhamdulillah selamattt..Hehehe.. mcm2 sendiri buat lawak dan menzalimi diri sendiri kan.. comelll jeee... tgh gabra tu teguk juge air tu ye? Best of luck to Iya. InsyAllah kami semua doakan yg terbaik. Jgn lupe hari Jumaat ni sedekah banyak sikit cari keluarga yg nmpak susah sket tu ye ^_^ kalau dapat sedekah hari2 lagi lumayannnnnn

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    1. tulaaa kak baby.husband pon bising sbb pulun sgt minum air..hohoho.inshaaAllah kak.kite cube mcm akak ckp yeee.tq so muchhhh :)

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  7. hehhe kelakar jugak..:D
    sbnrnya kncing dr umah pon xpe..kat hosptl pon xpe lgi..
    tp kene pamdai agk2la.. air mesti minum balik..
    n agak2 masa nurse pngil nanti bole pnuh semula pndi kncing kita:D
    dlm stngah jam ok kot..bole full smula..

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    1. tulaaa pasal.pengajaran sungguh.hohohohoh... :))

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  8. kelakar pengalaman iya ;)
    boleh pulak shishi sikit-sikit...
    Anyway semoga ini pengalamn terakhir kena tahan shishi itu..

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    1. ameen ameen.hope sgt xyah wat iui dah.hehehe.inshaaAllah jika diizinkan Allah kannn :)

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